This is a poem I wrote a long time ago that might give you a glimse of my personality and sense of humor...

Jocelyn is a lady in red.
Pencils are made of graphite not lead.
Pork is known as the other white meat.
My next door neighbor has really big feet.
What would you do with one million dollars?
I would buy five hundred sixty cat collars.
George is hairy man, hairy from birth,
but his butt is as smooth as mister bigglesworth.
I once knew a man who was a chinese monk.
He went to bed and wet the top bunk.

Thank you.